Our Promise to You

They know not what they say

I found myself skimming the discussion groups at one of the major online automotive review and information sites. On the forum dedicated to a smallish high-end import SUV I found the following:

First time poster, long time car enthusiast. My wife and I just leased a model name with option packages listed. Just drove it home yesterday. The reason why we purchased the model name was for several reasons:

1. Good compromise between a small SUV and Sports Car
2. My wife (5’7”) and I (6’) are slim and felt very comfortable
3. It looked like a car we could be seen in and loved the interior

a golden tool

Fish in a barrel

So much juicy meat in this for real enthusiasts I will leave it to you to pick apart as you wish. The handle of the poster, model name, and URL have been removed to protect this misguided soul.

The Promise

Our GGGP promise to you: No sentiment of this sort will ever be produced by GGGP staff. 

Now: Go! Go! Gas Pedal!